Welcome to "Cooking With Spite," the first in a series of instructional cooking videos where the main ingredient is revenge. In this installment, we're making basic buttermilk biscuits to spite a local biscuit-oriented restaurant that was rude to my wife on the phone.

Yeasted buckwheat pancakes are one of my favorite foods. I’ve been eating them since childhood. They’re super easy to mix up the night before, and they can easily be made vegan if that’s your jam. They’re also good with jam. Let’s get into it.